idk.

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

image

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

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Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong

Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

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